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Queen Margaery the Sexually Liberated

boneycircus:

dashcon:

cannibalcoalition:

Convention season is creeping up on us like a big, creeping… thing. And this means that thousands of like-minded individuals will cram themselves, six to a room, into hotels and convention centers and forgetting basic hygiene in favor of…

I know this is going to be hard for dynamic and interesting extroverts to believe, but some people are happy being introverts. Shy people don’t stay in on a Friday night because they’re broken, they stay in because they get more enjoyment out of reading at home than they do out of going to a sweaty bar or crowded party or loud concert or violent, I don’t know, quinceanera. Quiet people avoid talking in large crowds not because they don’t know how to talk, but because they prefer listening. Shy and awkward people are not looking for you to save them because they don’t need to be saved. Why do we throw around the phrase “She really helped him break out of his shell” as if that’s a good thing? If a turtle breaks out of his shell, he will die.
Daniel O’Brien (via allinablur)

jaybushman:

patrickdijusto:

Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky, UNGH, Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky, UNGH

Bullwinkle!

There it is. :)

In which I am Wil Wheaton. x

I just had a weird thought. What if Sarah’s monitor was Vic? What if he went through all that crap last season out of loyalty to Dyad in order to maintain his cover the same way Donnie did?

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Clever girl…

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Clever girl…

saathi1013:

em1ree:

tony has sex tapes.

And he’s laughing about it.

(I just hope his partner(s) consented to the filming, and didn’t suffer any fallout from any public reveal of such videos.)

Well of course Tony has sex tapes. I mean, JARVIS monitors the entire property. There have to be cameras everywhere so that he can see what’s happening. That logically must include Tony’s bedroom (and anywhere else he might have “entertained” his lady friends). I’m sure Tony has programmed JARVIS to encrypt, password protect, and archive such things on a secure server.

Plus, I’m sure Tony just walks around naked sometimes. Because it’s hot out, or he had an idea in the shower and wants to get it into the workshop system before he forgets, or just because he can’t be bothered with pants today.

yulinkuang:

Forests are my happy place. 

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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