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saathi1013:

em1ree:

tony has sex tapes.

And he’s laughing about it.

(I just hope his partner(s) consented to the filming, and didn’t suffer any fallout from any public reveal of such videos.)

Well of course Tony has sex tapes. I mean, JARVIS monitors the entire property. There have to be cameras everywhere so that he can see what’s happening. That logically must include Tony’s bedroom (and anywhere else he might have “entertained” his lady friends). I’m sure Tony has programmed JARVIS to encrypt, password protect, and archive such things on a secure server.

Plus, I’m sure Tony just walks around naked sometimes. Because it’s hot out, or he had an idea in the shower and wants to get it into the workshop system before he forgets, or just because he can’t be bothered with pants today.

yulinkuang:

Forests are my happy place. 

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

veggiebaker:

therunscape:

Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

youwillneverjustbeablipintime:

whoever

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invented

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waistcoats

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seriously

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thank

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chrisdarbro:

Uh..this is awesome. Would love to see it in person.

chrisdarbro:

Uh..this is awesome. Would love to see it in person.

coffee-coffee:

Click here for more coffee!

coffee-coffee:

Click here for more coffee!

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thesoundofthatsmile:

Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes

thesoundofthatsmile:

Found this in a stall in the girls restroom at my school. Hell yes

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

(A young girl that is about 14 years old walks in. She gets some looks from our other patrons, as she has bright purple hair, multiple piercings, a leather jacket, and ripped jeans. It is freezing outside and she has a scowl on her face that makes me nervous.)
Me: “Hello, welcome to [coffee shop]. How may I help you?”
Young Girl: “I’ll take five of the largest black coffees you have, and ten of your ham and cheese sandwiches.”
Me: “Okay, will that be all?”
Young Girl: “Yeah.”
Me: “Your total is [price].”
(To my surprise, she pulls out a $100 bill. I am suspicious, and I check to make sure it’s real. It checks out, and I give her a bag with her sandwiches.)
Me: “Here is your change. Your coffee will be ready in a moment.”
(I keep an eye on her as she stands around glaring at anyone who looks at her. I see her looking at the tip jar. When I hand her the coffees, she asks me about it.)
Young Girl: “Your tip jar says that the money goes to you guys. Are any of you in college?”
Me: “Yes, I’m going to Rochester Institute of Technology. A few others are in college as well.”
Young Girl: “Good for you.”
(She pulls out the change I gave her and a few more $20 dollar bills. She crams then in the jar and salutes me jokingly before walking out. I am stunned, and chase after her. I find her on the street corner talking to some homeless people and handing out the sandwiches and coffee.)
Me: “Excuse me!”
Young Girl: “I’m sorry, did I forget something?”
Me: “No, but you just tipped us over $100 dollars. You’re also giving away a lot of food.”
Young Girl: “Yeah, my dad is crazy rich. I feel like I can do more if I actually interact with people instead of signing a check to a charity. Every Friday I gather anyone I see who needs a good meal, and buy it for them.” *she smiles brightly* “I may be young, but I can make a difference. I usually hand out flyers for homeless shelters or soup kitchens, too.”
(Without another word, she walks off silently. I didn’t stop smiling for the rest of the week. It goes to show you that appearances aren’t everything!)